Sunday, August 23, 2009

Special Movie Edition: District 9



This was a pretty good film. It was a little slow in the beginning but it picked up and I found myself worried and excited. I also found myself not really liking the main character, Wikus. He was spineless and selfish. Too things I dislike in a hero. He finally got his act together and began using his newly acquired alien abilities to his advantage. Why he did use the alien technology before this I don't know. Also, I find it hard to really like a character who is basically a bigoted social worker. He calls the aliens "prawns" which is a derogatory term for them and he treats them as if they are unintelligent. They arrived in a fucking space ship you ignorant asshole. Overall, I felt the only decent characters in the movie were the Aliens Christopher Johnson and his son. They were the only ones with honor and a sense of whats best for the greater good. When Christopher tells Wikus he will return to him in three years with a cure for his genetic mutation I said "fuck that, Christopher." Wikus abandoned you twice during the movie. At the end he finally did the honorable thing which was sacrifice his own well being for Christopher to get to the mother ship and go home. But at the same time, "too little, too late." I would have enjoyed having Christopher come back for Wikus if Wikus, from day one had been a decent human being.

I get that the film is based on true events that took place in Johannesburg where District 6 was declared an "all white zone" and the government moved a huge number of black citizens to a location outside of the city. So I understand that this is like a social commentary on that, but still. I think it says something when the only decent people who deserve to live are the aliens.

What about your thoughts?

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Mad Men Season One



Are you fucking kidding me? Who the hell wrote this? In no way should Peggy have gotten pregnant and given birth. She didn't even know she was carrying? Where was the morning sickness? The missed periods?
We turned in for 13 episodes and you are going to drop this bomb on us. Hell no. I will not stand for this.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dirty Sexy Money- Series Finale



Really ABC and the writers of Dirty Sexy Money? You are going to leave us with a cliffhanger, on the series finale of the fucking show? For those of you who don't watch this incredibly funny, well written show you are missing out. I couldn't possibly go into all the different storylines and motives as to why the characters do what they do. However, there is one big question, that is asked in the first episode and is the drive for the first season.
Who Killed Duke George?
His plane was found in the Hudson and Duke's body was missing. In the last thirty seconds, we find out the true fate of Duke: Was he murdered? Was he still pulling the strings? Why would he fake his own death, if that happened? I am confused. There are questions that need to be answered and we will never get them.

This is a bigger disappointment then the series finale of the Sopranos. That's right, I said it, bigger disappointment.

Monday, August 17, 2009

GI "What the Fuck was that," Joe?




So, I saw the new GI Joe movie on Saturday night. And boy, was I dooped, suckered, bamboosalled, conned, etc. into paying hard earned money for this shit. It was by far the worst movie of the summer.

I laughed more because of bad acting, bad writing, bad special effects and overall stupid factor of this movie.

There were too many plot holes for one thing. Scarlet is suppose to be a super genius yet she asks the most obvious questions, while The Baroness is suppose to be bad (because her brother who she thought was dead, used nanomites to control her mind to make her feel better about his death?), but she becomes good when her love for Duke overcomes the nanomites in her system. WTF?

This movie should have been billed as an animation and not an action film, because I think 90 percent was fake. I am talking, poor graphics and bad green screen fake.

Compared to other action films based on past time toys/comic franchises I will turn to X-Men. The trilogy, I am talking the ones with the whole cast, not the Hugh Jackman solo missions. These films had great action, good acting, and great plots. I was expecting something along those lines. I hope that someone got FIRED for letting this piece of shit open in theaters. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I will say that Sienna Miller's cleavage should have received its own line in the credits. The cleavage was on point. But other that, what was her role?

This guy has the right idea. After he makes the comments about Vanessa Hudgins, you don't have to watch anymore. He does this weird thing with pull ups and trying to get people to subscribe.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Rename this blog




This is the old cast from Series One and Two

I should just rename this blog to "my love affair with the BBC America." Because those damn Brits have done it again. This past Saturday, I watched a full day of Skins marathon. I think some of the episodes were skipped because the show didn't really flow, so that leads me to think that the major episodes were included in the marathon, and the less important ones were left on the cutting room floor.

This show was crazy. If this is how kids in Britain really act, i wouldn't raise my kids there. These kids, if they aren't having sex or doing drugs, they are having sex while on drugs. In one episode, the bulimic girl, OCDly rearranges a kitchen at a house party. "They didn't organize properly." She then is out on the trampoline and asks the guy she is with, if he wants to shag her he needs to do it quickly because she took some pills. This of course, if followed by her passing out. So what do you do when a bulimic girl passes out from popping pills? Steal the car in the garage at the house party you are at and drive to the hospital. Once you get to the hospital, the girl wakes up so what do you do now. You dump the stolen car in a river. Did i forget to mention that they left a 3 pounds of weed in the stolen car, at the bottom to the Thames? Probably. And that was one episode. Saturday was a day full of episodes like this.


This is the cast from Series Three. Just by looking at this picture, I can tell it is going to be crazy.
Follow the link to see the preview for Series 3 (that's English for Season 3). You won't be disappointed. It makes our teen dramas look like Barney cartoons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3O_QwBGV8o&feature=related