The (HOT) Housewives of New York

There are only two hot housewives on this show. The only thing better than their catfight at the bar, The Brass Monkey, would have been them in a jello wrestling match at the Brass Monkey. Clearly, if I was a producer, I would have provided a tube of jello, just as a secondary choice when they met up. A plan B if you will. But alas, the women skipped the jello and the pleasantries and just went at it.
Let me first introduce the players. Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon. The two hot housewives from The Real Housewives of New York. On a side note, neither of these women are actually housewives, Kelly is divorced and Bethenny has never been married.
So one night, Kelly asks Bethenny to meet her for a lil chat to let Bethenny know that they are not friends. I couldn't decide which one was more hotter. The caty, ex-model Kelly (who clearly is exhibiting the lasting effects of cocaine) who arrives to a meeting she called 30 minutes late and then does not have a clue what to say once she arrives. (And then telling Bethenny to calm down and stop freaking out while she is the one freaking out, makes her even more attractive to me. I do love a crazy bitch.) Or, the calm, collected Bethenny, who has a sharp tongue and could hold her own in a real fight. Plus, I just thin she is hot.


I give this whole situation a WTF award, strictly because that's what Bethenny was thinking after Kelly came in and acted completely ridiculous.

Best show ever...I think

Why do the British have the best television? Is it their liberal ways and the use of profanity that they can get away with broadcasting? Probably.

24

Tony, NO!!!!!!!!! Damn it. This shows just keeps getting better and better. So, the whole time today (this current season of 24) we think Tony Almada is a good guy undercover as a bad guy. But really, he is a bad guy who is fooling everyone into thinking he is an under cover bad guy but really a good guy. Did you follow all that? Holy shit. When he killed Agent Moss I was losing my mind.

This show is still on...

Why the fuck is Prison Break still on the air? Lots of great shows have been canceled before their time and this shit is still airing. WTF?



Also, quick side note: The "I'm a PC and I'm blah blah blah" campaign blows. The last commercial I saw had this kid wanting to get a laptop right? He goes and looks at the Macs and is like "this is kind of small. This is kind of expensive." Well, the last time I checked, my Mac lasted over five years before I got a new one. Not because I needed one, but because I wanted one. The old one still works. So, all I can say is fuck PC's. They blow.

MTV's The Duel II

Now, like most people my age, I was raised with the MTV Road Rules/Real World Challenge. I enjoy watching the challenges and the fighting and the hook ups, but mostly, I turn in to see Katie in all her smoking and drinking glory get into fights and called the other girls "Bitches." She is my favorite reality character.
But this WTF moment is dedicated to CT and Adam. When we they people learn that getting smashed on the first night and then running your mouth is a bad idea. CT again, starts throwing punches and is eliminated, not even before the game starts. Come on guys. Learn to control it.

And I am sure Joann is screaming at the TV "Just don't hurt Brad!!!!"

Special Edition: Film, WTF?

The Fast and the Furious 4. This movie sucked. Now, I don't hold the FATF franchise to high standards, not like the Ocean series or the Godfather, but come on. As far as high budget, badly written, poorly acted action flicks go, this should be low on everyones' list. I would classify this as a Redbox rental.

I heard one critic say that "the actors should be ashamed to have even spoke the horribly written lines of dialogue." And I am going to have to agree with him. I don't care if you are an out of work actor and some studio is throwing mad money at you to appear in an installment of a franchise. If the movie has a poor concept and is poorly written, just say no. Tell your agent to get back to work and find you something descent. And if they can't do that, go work for free on indies and student films. Now, I can only imagine that the actors of this movie would reply to me with a "What was that? I couldn't hear you over the cha-ching of my bank account filling." To which I would reply "Well, I hope it makes you deaf, because when it stops you will finally be able to hear the rest of Hollywood, and the world, laughing at you."

So, to this I say, WTF Fast and the Furious? Thanks for wasting my friday night and 12 dollars I will never get back. Assholes.

Olivia Socialite's Words of Wisdom

So, Olivia on The City is just too smart for her own good, right? With her big eyes that are good for observation she constantly gives unsolicited advice to Whitney. This is how I am sure a conversation goes between the two of them.
Whitney: Good Morning Olivia. How are you today?
Olivia: This is what I think you should do...date whoever you want...you only live once...stop being so high school about this...etc. Also, Whitney, this is New York. You can't just take off your sunglasses, and think that whatever you were wearing in the Hills would be hip here. Its not. Also, don't hang out with those "hipsters." They are poor, and like don't shower. That's totally gross. Also, I think the best thing you can do when looking into apartments is not take the first one. And, always take taxis, the subway is confusing...And one more thing, bonds are the best investment right now.
Whitney: Wow, Olivia. That was...
Olivia: Just what you needed to hear, right? I am so perceptive.


It just seems to me, every episode, Olivia is compelled to share her insight on whatever problem Whitney must be having, even though Whitney doesn't really ask for her opinion. This could be due to two reasons. One, the editors remove Whitney asking questions that prompt Olivia's "wise" responses. Or, two, (the more likely of the two) Olivia just likes to tell other people what they should do, according to her. And its safe for me to make that acquisition because I do the same thing. However, I am not on television for it. Would like to be, but am not.

I personally think Whitney needs to throw down with Olivia. Take the fashionable gloves off and solve things like they do in the City. This ain't LA Whitney, its New York. Take Olivia into a alley and kick her ass. Then be like, "you don't know me." And then take her purse and make it look like a mugging. That's New York.

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What the Frack, Battlestar Galactica?

So, I finally watched the series finale of Battlestar Galactica and had a total, what the fuck? moment. So, at the very end, we see that crew lands on a planet that looks very similar to earth. In fact, its fucking Earth. And then they get rid of all the spaceship stuff, and the technology. The crew wants to be part of the indigiouness people lifestyle, no hover jets, no weapons. Just the land. Ok, well that all cool.

And then they fast forward 150,000 years or something like that and its all, "oh look, the first human remains have been found in Tanzania." That just so happens to be where the crew landed. Ok, so am I suppose to believe that the whole time the Galatica crew was jumping around the universe looking for their home, we think they are in the future, and it turns out that they were the first humans on Earth, that all of our civilizations came from? The writers are trying to blow our minds. And it might be working. Now, don't get me one. I like this ending better than I liked The Sopranos, which I didn't even watch but heard about it. What were your thoughts, reader?