Tuesday, September 29, 2009

"You're not the police, you're not a detective, you're a (20 something actress playing a) high school student"

Best line of the whole show.

Today's lesson in Beverly Hills High, be honest.
A lot of the so called "drama" in this show would be null and void if the characters decided to be honest with each other. For example...
Annie, come clean about hitting the homeless man. The jury will convict you of vehicular manslaughter and you will probably be put on probation (being a first time offered) for two years. No big deal, in the big picture. Plus, don't become friends with that weird nephew kid. He is going to kidnap you, tie you up in his basement and will skin you and wear you like a coat.
Dixon, be honest with the girl you are screwing and tell her you are 17 and what she is doing is illegal.
Jenn, be honest with Naomi and tell her you are a gold digging whore who spends her money like its water.

Also, word to the wise, everyone should have a mini tape recorder on them, so that they can record unsuspecting confessions, like Jenn's to Liam. And my point was proven. Thank God Liam isn't ask stupid as he lets on.

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